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Drain Bamaged
Plant Rants
Created on 2004-06-05 16:59:28 (#3381822), last updated 2005-07-14
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Basic Info| Name: | Lou Neil Pheasant |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 05-04 |
| Location: | Lillington, North Carolina, United States |
| Website: | Digital Image Manipulation |
BioMy seed came to Earth inside a meteor. The meteorite landed in a hog farm in North Carolina. On my homeworld, I would have grown to be a fern-like houseplant. Interactions with the pig feces caused me to take on animal characteristics. I pulled myself out of the muck soon after I was born. Then I hid in an outhouse for two years and gained enough human attributes from fecal-DNA to be accepted among them. I've severely limited my intake of excrement and urine since those days. But I provide an endless supply of it.
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absurd tragedy, anti-vegetarians, ass-pimple sucking, auto-erotic asphyxiation, beatles, belly-button lint, bleeding, bobojonz, butterqueen, candace, cannibals, car trunks, castration, cds, closets, collecting dust, crazy talk, cuddling, cunnilingus, cunning linguists, darkness, deviantart, devo, digital image manipulation, douglas adams, dr who, dwarves, eggnog, elves, euthanasia, family guy, forceps, fridays, gargoyles, gnomes, insanity, jean michel-jarre, kraftwerk, latex, moody blues, pain, penguins, piers anthony, pink floyd, poison, pruning, punk n, robot chicken, rust, scarecrows, self-loathing, skeletons, slow death, sneezes in my pants, social anxiety, south park, spina bifida, strait-jackets, strangulation, suffocation, tangerine dream, television, trains at night, unrequited love, urinary tract infections, weirdness, wheelchair bullfighting, xymox, yes, zappa
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