Lou Neil Pheasant (alienhouseplant) wrote,
Lou Neil Pheasant
alienhouseplant

I feel a little sad about the death of Dick

But the truth is.. he was psychotic. He had this annoying habit of adopting pairs of cats from the animal shelters, taking off his shoes and socks, covering his feet in K-Y Jelly, shoving his feet up the cat's butts, and walking around like they were a pair of fuzzy slippers.
I didn't like him.
I don't think he was a good person.
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